Caffeine Still Didnt Help Tee Sloth Life Edition

Description

Before coffee: 💤
After coffee: 💀💤 (with style)

Description:
Sleepy before. Sleepy after. At this point, the coffee’s just emotional support. The Caffeine Still Didn’t Help Tee perfectly captures the universal mood with two adorably exhausted sloths — one passed out on the floor, the other passed out in a coffee cup. Because sometimes, even your espresso shot needs a nap.

– Soft cotton tee with high-quality double-panel sloth print
– Minimalist color palette for peak pajama-core
– Features the iconic “Before Coffee / After Coffee” dilemma
– Part of the iToon: Relatable Animal Series
– Makes a great gift for caffeine addicts, sloth lovers, and overworked legends

Style Tip:
Wear with oversized sweats, slippers, and a third cup of coffee. Preferably iced.

Size & Fit:
Standard comfort fit. Slouchy if you size up. Sleep in it. Live in it. We don’t judge.

Size Guide (Unisex Tee)

S (Small):
Width: 45.72 cm
Length: 71.12 cm
Sleeve (from center back): 38.35 cm

M (Medium):
Width: 50.80 cm
Length: 73.66 cm
Sleeve (from center back): 41.91 cm

L (Large):
Width: 55.88 cm
Length: 76.20 cm
Sleeve (from center back): 45.72 cm

XL (Extra Large):
Width: 60.96 cm
Length: 78.74 cm
Sleeve (from center back): 49.53 cm

2XL (Double Extra Large):
Width: 66.04 cm
Length: 81.28 cm
Sleeve (from center back): 53.34 cm

3XL:
Width: 71.12 cm
Length: 83.82 cm
Sleeve (from center back): 56.90 cm

4XL:
Width: 76.20 cm
Length: 86.36 cm
Sleeve (from center back): 60.20 cm

5XL:
Width: 81.28 cm
Length: 88.90 cm
Sleeve (from center back): 63.50 cm

Size Tolerance for All Sizes: 3.81 cm