Max Effort Minimal Gains Tee Deadlift Edition

Description

This tee is for the gym hero who gives 110%… and still skips leg day. Featuring our chibi Merc-with-a-Mouth mid-squat with a barbell big enough to traumatize his vertebrae, this shirt screams “I lift… emotionally too.”

Perfect for:

– Gym rats who grunt louder than the weights drop
– Nerds with biceps (or the dream of them)
– Anyone who thinks a protein shake is a meal plan

Fabric:
💪 Super-soft, sweat-wicking cotton blend
💀 100% certified sass-resistant
🥤 Slight scent of sarcasm (optional)

Whether you’re lifting plates or just lifting your mood, this tee brings the maximum effort with minimal results. Just like your last relationship.

Size Guide (Unisex Tee)

S (Small):
Width: 45.72 cm
Length: 71.12 cm
Sleeve (from center back): 38.35 cm

M (Medium):
Width: 50.80 cm
Length: 73.66 cm
Sleeve (from center back): 41.91 cm

L (Large):
Width: 55.88 cm
Length: 76.20 cm
Sleeve (from center back): 45.72 cm

XL (Extra Large):
Width: 60.96 cm
Length: 78.74 cm
Sleeve (from center back): 49.53 cm

2XL (Double Extra Large):
Width: 66.04 cm
Length: 81.28 cm
Sleeve (from center back): 53.34 cm

3XL:
Width: 71.12 cm
Length: 83.82 cm
Sleeve (from center back): 56.90 cm

4XL:
Width: 76.20 cm
Length: 86.36 cm
Sleeve (from center back): 60.20 cm

5XL:
Width: 81.28 cm
Length: 88.90 cm
Sleeve (from center back): 63.50 cm

Size Tolerance for All Sizes: 3.81 cm