The Slowest Flash Alive Tee Sloth Speed Edition

Description

Fast logo. Sloth energy.

Description:
Meet the hero no one asked for… and he’ll get there eventually. The Slowest Flash Alive Tee features a hilariously unimpressed sloth suited up in full-speed Flash gear, channeling peak Monday energy and absolutely zero urgency. With oversized claws, a blank stare, and bright red hero drip, this design hits like a meme and wears like a mood.

– Crisp digital print on premium cotton
– Bright colors on a jet black or white canvas (you choose)
– Perfect for naps, slow walks, or existential crises
– Part of the iToon: Parody Mode capsule

Guaranteed to not improve your reaction time

Style Tip:
Pair with joggers, fuzzy slides, and a promise to do it “later.”

Size & Fit:
Relaxed, unbothered fit. Order true-to-size unless you’re too lazy to measure.

Size Guide (Unisex Tee)

S (Small):
Width: 45.72 cm
Length: 71.12 cm
Sleeve (from center back): 38.35 cm

M (Medium):
Width: 50.80 cm
Length: 73.66 cm
Sleeve (from center back): 41.91 cm

L (Large):
Width: 55.88 cm
Length: 76.20 cm
Sleeve (from center back): 45.72 cm

XL (Extra Large):
Width: 60.96 cm
Length: 78.74 cm
Sleeve (from center back): 49.53 cm

2XL (Double Extra Large):
Width: 66.04 cm
Length: 81.28 cm
Sleeve (from center back): 53.34 cm

3XL:
Width: 71.12 cm
Length: 83.82 cm
Sleeve (from center back): 56.90 cm

4XL:
Width: 76.20 cm
Length: 86.36 cm
Sleeve (from center back): 60.20 cm

5XL:
Width: 81.28 cm
Length: 88.90 cm
Sleeve (from center back): 63.50 cm

Size Tolerance for All Sizes: 3.81 cm