Too Fast to Function Tee Nap Speed Edition

Description

The only Flash that skips cardio.

Some superheroes run faster than light.
This one just ran out of breath tying his boots.

The “Too Fast to Function” tee from iToon brings you the most relatable version of The Flash yet—overheated, oversized, and over-it.
This is for the sprinters who only run when the Uber’s about to cancel.
For the snack-speed legends who break a sweat walking to the fridge.
For the heroes who need a break after putting on pants.

Specs:

Fabric: 100% Lazy-Day Cotton
Fit: Unisex, body-positive, and snack-approved
Print: High-quality screenprint that won’t fade (unlike your gym membership)
Sizes: XS – XXXL (We gotchu, King)

Vibe Check:
Comic book absurdity meets couch-level energy
Great for naps, gaming, pizza runs, and pretending you’re about to work out

This ain’t just a shirt.
It’s a lifestyle.
A sweaty, slow-motion, superhero-sized vibe.

Size Guide (Unisex Tee)

S (Small):
Width: 45.72 cm
Length: 71.12 cm
Sleeve (from center back): 38.35 cm

M (Medium):
Width: 50.80 cm
Length: 73.66 cm
Sleeve (from center back): 41.91 cm

L (Large):
Width: 55.88 cm
Length: 76.20 cm
Sleeve (from center back): 45.72 cm

XL (Extra Large):
Width: 60.96 cm
Length: 78.74 cm
Sleeve (from center back): 49.53 cm

2XL (Double Extra Large):
Width: 66.04 cm
Length: 81.28 cm
Sleeve (from center back): 53.34 cm

3XL:
Width: 71.12 cm
Length: 83.82 cm
Sleeve (from center back): 56.90 cm

4XL:
Width: 76.20 cm
Length: 86.36 cm
Sleeve (from center back): 60.20 cm

5XL:
Width: 81.28 cm
Length: 88.90 cm
Sleeve (from center back): 63.50 cm

Size Tolerance for All Sizes: 3.81 cm